Thursday, February 7, 2008

Looking for Romantic One liners for your Valentine?

Here is a small collection from various sources on the web. Incase you feel that this content or any part of it is Copyright of someone else, please leave your comment with the link to the source, and I will remove it.


I thought that I could love no other****
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.****
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty, you float with grace****
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;****
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace****
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes****
Damn, I am good at telling lies!

I see your face when I am dreaming.****
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.****
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,****
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?****
Two parts vodka, one part lime

Roses are red, violets are blue,****
Our love has died, so why don't you!

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss****
but I only slept with you, 'cause I was pissed

Every time I see your face****
I wish I were in outer space

I saw your face as you walked by****
but then I saw a better guy

As our paths crossed, that day on the street,God, in that Porsche you looked so sweet****
You made me fly, you gave me wings,And twelve broken bones, among other things

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:****
Marrying you screwed up my life

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